erin elizabeth

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
So he says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place
her, so he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that
I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my rear end with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'